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Old 09-23-2018, 06:58 PM   #21
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Do you want try it southern style, sis?
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:38 PM   #22
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I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

I'm tellin' you the truth, sweetheart, the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Are you free tonight? Or will I have to pay?
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:42 PM   #23
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Your eyes are bees that sting my heart.

If your mouth is an ocean, I'll dive into it.

Want some fistfuckin' , sweetheart?
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:17 PM   #24
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Are you feeling peckish? Do you want a nipple of cock?

Do you want to have sex and sacrifice a small goat to Lucifer - not in that order.
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Old 09-24-2018, 08:56 AM   #25
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Can I call you Martini, because I have heard you will do it anytime, anyplace, anywhere?
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Do you want to see my collection of Ron Jeremy dvds?


Do you want to play a game of Simon says? I'm Simon btw.
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Are you that fit bird on VEF that only does anal gangbangs?
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would you like to come to my dungeon and watch some porn?
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Your mouth is saying "No!" but your butt is screaming "Yes!"

These boobs are made for wanking.

My belt buckle is nice...but it'd be nicer with your forehead on it.
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Would you like to take a journey of love on my pocket rocket?


Would you like to join me at four in the morning and watch me fish for eight hours?
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