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Old 09-23-2018, 05:45 AM   #11
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I am finally off the Sex Offenders list, will you have a drink with me to celebrate?
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Do want to comeback to My attic and watch Dangermouse ?
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Old 09-23-2018, 02:40 PM   #14
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We should go to my place and do the things I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway

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Do you mind if I call you Spanners, every time I look at you my nuts tighten!

How far do you go on the first date?...... What about if you were tied up and in the trunk/boot?
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God created woman, man created porn... art... porn I get confused still a great combination
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You would make an excellent cum bucket.

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass.
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Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
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I know what You're thinking Darlin' and if I was to tell You,You'd think I was talking in centimetres..
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass.
Not that this thread is a competition but so far I'd say that's the worst
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OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?

You know, you don't sweat much for a big ol' fat girl.
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