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Old 01-09-2019, 11:22 PM   #821
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A: long as it comes with a hot model to demonstrate how it works
Q: What do most people think about you that is absolutely not true?
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Old 01-10-2019, 04:22 AM   #822
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A: That I'm mad, bad and dangerous to know.
Q: Why can't I be mad, bad and dangerous to know? It's not like I don't try god knows!
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Old 01-10-2019, 05:36 AM   #823
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Is that even a question? But I will try to answer it- it is because you are one big pussycat.

Why did you sleep with your mother-in-law?
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Old 01-10-2019, 09:27 PM   #824
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A: Because all the other seats in the carriage were taken.
Q: What toppings are on the Leaning Tower Of Pizza?
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What toppings are on the Leaning Tower Of Pizza?lol very funny question loosegoose Im afraid my answer cant match your brillant question,in fact I think your question is sooo good it should have a thread of its own
Whats on the pizza.....nothing it fell on the floor

ok someone else has got to have a better answer
dont want o stall this thread so
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