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Old 06-03-2016, 05:44 AM   #11
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12. No I don't do what you told me and your daughter about the way I must give eduction to our children
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Old 06-04-2016, 01:12 PM   #13
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13 You're welcome to come anytime
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14 Your daughter is very skilled at lovemaking..
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15 We'd both like for you to stay the night, and it's no hassle, I'll make up the spare bed in the kennel
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Old 06-05-2016, 02:50 AM   #17
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17 You keep on knock'in but you can't come in
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18 I look at your daughter sometimes and wished you'd practiced birth control 40 years ago
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Old 06-06-2016, 05:40 AM   #19
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19 I Regret there wasn't preservative condom 40 years ago, sometimes...
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