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Old 06-02-2016, 06:54 PM   #1
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Old 06-02-2016, 06:55 PM   #2
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2 Haven't you got a home?
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3.Didn't I see You in the "Grannies" Thread ?
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4 . I hope my wife doesn't look like you when she gets older ( didn't have the balls to say it , but thought about it )

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Old 06-02-2016, 07:13 PM   #5
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5 Are you sure you want to stay for dinner?
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:16 PM   #6
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