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Old 12-09-2018, 01:52 AM   #331
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You look like a Monkey
And Belong in a zoo
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And smell like one too
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Old 12-09-2018, 01:53 AM   #332
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We are coming to your place for christmas; the mistletoe will be down the back of my trousers
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Old 01-12-2019, 02:53 AM   #333
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I intend to remain faithful to your daughter so from now on it is blowjobs only.
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Old 01-12-2019, 03:00 AM   #334
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Why exactly do you think it's okay to drop over unannounced?"
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Old 01-12-2019, 06:57 PM   #335
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Angry No I can't believe she then insisted I leave straight away either Fellow Forum Fellas. What did she think I`d given her that big jar of industrial strength (Raspberry flavoured) lube for !

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Old 01-13-2019, 01:04 AM   #336
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"I see why your daughter can't cook either"
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Old 01-14-2019, 02:15 AM   #337
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We Don't Need Your Opinions just blowjobs
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Did I ever tell you that growing up I had a wet nurse and that you remind me of her from the neck down.
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that outfit looked better on the mannequin
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Dont get undressed before i put my blindfold on
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