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Old 01-10-2019, 06:14 PM   #4071
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Old 01-11-2019, 05:32 PM   #4073
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Smile Sorry Sant`eee ya`dun lost ... Would say don't hesitate to pm with how you`re feeling. Only shan't , considering won't read it as could give a toss

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Old 01-11-2019, 10:20 PM   #4074
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This is actually the largest wombat in the world, but it looks sort of like a gigantic quokka. They are related only because they are both marsupials.
The wombat's name is Patrick and it wins this last post.

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Old 01-11-2019, 11:27 PM   #4075
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While vacationing in Australia SanteeFats captured a wild wombat to take home to Santee, California, but the local police in south Victoria captured him and threw him in the local jail. SanteeFats was apparently not aware that wombats are protected animals and it is a criminal offence to capture and hold one. SanteeFats fate is now un- certain!!

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