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Old 01-08-2019, 07:52 PM   #4381
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Greenman begged tmee2000 to post horse sex so that Wendigo will ban him! Such a wicked guy
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Old 01-09-2019, 03:33 PM   #4383
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Chromax is a very sick man " nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again. Fetch the giant enema and huge syringe immediately !"
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Maxjoker was once offended by Alan Partridge on his Radio 4 chat show, Knowing Me, Knowing You.
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Old 01-09-2019, 07:22 PM   #4385
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Chromax is a very sick man " nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again. Fetch the giant enema and huge syringe immediately !"

You'd better keep from me, I might suddenly fart!
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Old 01-10-2019, 05:26 PM   #4386
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Maxjoker was once offended by Alan Partridge on his Radio 4 chat show, Knowing Me, Knowing You.
NO! MaxJoker IS Alan Partridge...AHA!
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NO! MaxJoker IS Alan Partridge...AHA!
Now that's a lie, MaxJoker was also known as Pope Benedict XVI

He quit due to VEF commitments
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Old 01-11-2019, 05:40 PM   #4388
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tmee2000 is Sam Smeagol's brother who by a staggering coincidence was also the first mate Mr Smee to one Captain James Hook(that's the pirate not the former Welsh rugby union captain)

trailmaster still has no idea what happened to him one night in December but remembers waking up next to a woman he didn't know, in a bed that wasn't his and a house he didn't recognise...yeah right, serves him right for trying to pull the barmaid! I mean have you seen her arms-like giant tree trunks!
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That's Brian249x who was the first American guy who refused to pay his debt to his bank and started the 2008 subprime crisis.
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