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Old 08-16-2013, 08:10 PM   #1
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Question Why...why...why?

This thread belongs to things that you can find no rational explanation for.

First inspired by the scene in "Pulp Fiction" where Vincent Vega asks Lance's wife "Why do you want a bolt in your tongue?"

Her reply: "It's sexy. Helps fellatio."

I'm thinking...what?

If I'm about to stick my willy into a wet, warm and willing mouth, the last thing I want to encounter is a hard metal object.

Now I don't want to broach matters of mere taste or opinion here, but the truly perplexing.

For example: lesbian sex does not turn me on in the slightest. But I can understand that for many people it does. Fair enough.

But as the ads on various file host keep reminding me, one of the featured attractions lately is double-DOUBLE penetration, in other words when two cocks occupy a pussy or arse at the same time. Now beyond the obvious admiration for the flexibility of the young lass involved, what is the possible attraction here?

Why on earth would you want to stick your cock into an orafice that is already occupied by another cock?

Why...why...why?
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Why...why...why?

Hmmm, I think we should ask Delilah.
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Old 08-17-2013, 08:45 AM   #4
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Why on earth would you want to stick your cock into an orafice that is already occupied by another cock?
Or into one that people use to expel faeces from? ewww!
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Old 08-17-2013, 07:29 PM   #5
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The next puzzlement: Celebrity Endorsements.

Obviously advertising people think that celebrity endorsers work, or else they would not hire them.

I can see that someone like Martha Stewart might have some knowledge about what makes a really good sheet and pillowcase set, or what to look for in a stockbroker.

And I'm certain that a football star knows a thing or two about athletic shoes, vitamin drinks and what is the best deodorant.

But here in the States we are treated to basketball hall of fame star Michael Jordan shilling underwear. Now, what does he know about underwear, that I either don't know, or can't figure out fairly easily? It's fairly simple. Are they comfortable, do they cradle my balls adequately and not ride up my arse? If so, then it's a winner. Why do I need Michael Jordan to tell me this?

Further we are treated to retired heavyweight champion George Foreman selling counter-top electric grills. This is a man whose previous occupation consisted of making other men pass out by forcibly causing their brains to collide with the interior of their skulls. And this correlates to grilling precisely how? Even further the selling point of these grills is they cook food in a "healthy" manner, by tilting the grill so the grease runs off into a container. OK. Is George svelte? No, he's rather fat, which sort of contradicts the whole point of the endorsement. So why should I listen to him?

And as the coup de grace of this little rant, in the liquor store last night I pass a bottle of rum with Ron Jeremy's picture on it. Yes, THAT Ron Jeremy. The label says "Ron de Jeremy". Why would anyone buy this? First off you may have to explain to a female who Ron Jeremy is and next how you know who Ron Jeremy is. Could be awkward. But most of all...

Why would I want anything associated with Ron Jeremy to be placed in my mouth?

Why...why...why...
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Old 08-17-2013, 08:41 PM   #6
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How about Johnny Rotten selling butter? Makes no sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...8wdyRpA1rA&t=0

However, Britney Spears endorsing straight jackets now that would make sense!
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There's a college in my county, which is constantly advertising for you to enroll there and build up a massive student debt, they usually have an ex student who is quite famous extolling it's virtues, but this year two of the graduates appear mildly retarded, and the voice over, who I googled has only appeared in local pantos, if they had an advertising course, I would be signing up as we speak

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My problem with a lot of the so called celebrity endorsements is I have to keep asking who the so called celebrity is, now I do watch TV, and I watch movies, both main stream and VEF style, but half the so called famous ones are to be no better known that the bloke who lives over the road!
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Paul Whitehouse, ex funny man selling car insurance. Lemmy pushing shit beer which he has admitted he doesn't like. Cannon & Ball with double glazing. I'm sure I've even seen Maggie Philbin advertising puncture repair kits.
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Ironic really that a struggling sportsman, or musician trying to perform with inferior equipment, make it, then they are swamped with manufacturers products to endorse when they are actually in a position to buy what they want. Any of you tried to buy (or borrow) a decent guitar (or in my case drum kit) for a potential breakthrough gig, or tried to improve your game with a new set of golf clubs would know exactly what I mean.

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