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Old 12-24-2011, 03:18 AM   #11
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This is true

I once had a slightly large dog (about 90 kg) which is about this big



No, that's not me or my dog, but you get the idea she was almost as big

Anyway, one day me and my gf were screwing and in the closed-eye stage, and gf said stop slobbering, but it was my dog who was licking her face and we only discovered after
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So me and the bass player went back to a party after a gig one night many years back,

Bass player scores and he's soon pumping some drunken slut on top of a pile of coats which are on a bed in a pitch dark room.

Bass player feels cold wet thing nuzzling his arsehole and bollocks - looks round , house owner's Alsatian is right behind him on the fu*cking bed
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I woke up and there was a cup of tea and plate of biscuits on the bedside table.
Sounds like you didn`t so much have sex as give blood
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Sounds like you didn`t so much have sex as give blood
Well, my bag was empty
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Anyway, one day me and my gf were screwing and in the closed-eye stage, and gf said stop slobbering, but it was my dog who was licking her face and we only discovered after
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Bass player feels cold wet thing nuzzling his arsehole and bollocks - looks round , house owner's Alsatian is right behind him on the fu*cking bed
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Doggie Fashion"
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Well, my bag was empty

So the rumour is true

My condolences

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Maybe it was the jaffa cakes
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Maybe it was the jaffa cakes
What ? Were They laced with Rohypnol ?
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