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Old 01-04-2017, 07:53 PM   #221
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I can paint with my cock.
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Old 01-05-2017, 10:00 AM   #222
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I can paint with my cock.
So can I, though it is hard keeping it still washing the paint off it's feathers with the mineral turpentine afterwards
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Old 01-05-2017, 10:32 AM   #223
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That's nothing. I can paint with both of mine.
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Old 01-05-2017, 02:46 PM   #224
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I like to burn things up. I recently took away all the real Christmas trees from my building and drove to a suburban lot and piled the trees on top of each other and set them afire. The flames shot up over 100 feet. Although I had to leave fast as the suburban police were closing in on me!
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Old 01-09-2017, 01:04 PM   #225
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Not really "hidden" because 1. it takes up a lot of room, and 2. it can be loud! but I play the drums.
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Old 01-09-2017, 06:26 PM   #226
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Does being sentenced to nearly an entire hours community service throwing stones at passersby , despite genocide-ing my own defense lawyer during the Nuremberg trials in full view of the cameras , count

Oh ok

Then my hidden talent is in hiding my talents so well, they`re remain to this day still unknown by me and everybody else
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Old 11-20-2017, 03:59 PM   #227
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Being such a suave ladies man , that no women are ever aware of it
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Old 11-21-2017, 12:30 AM   #228
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Making Mrs. Sandhunter exasperated
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That's nothing. I can paint with both of mine.

You'd be ambidickstrous then?

My hidden talent seems to be having pornstars I like irrevocably retire.
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I can play anything except sports and music.
I can play the idiot.the buffoon, the imbecile, the amnesiac, the clown, the fuckwit, the amnesiac, the drunk, the stoner,the wanker and not forgetting the amnesiac.
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